And it all comes full cycle

I tried one more charity, and they can't pick up until next week. So I am resigned to the junker. Arg. Good thing, is that they can do it Thursday, which frees me up for the weekend.

I am going to trek a final piece of furniture to my apartment. Try to anyway. We'll see. Nix that, I just got off the phone with the Salvation Army - they will change the pick up date to Thursday, the same day the broom sweep junk crew will do things.

And I know why I have been so psycho emotional the past few days. See title. I am very upset that last night I downed two and a half Mike's Hard - I had been so good with my "no drinking" policy. But it came back with with a minor vengeance, when I felt sick, and got the drunk sleepies.

So today, I need to go to my grandmother's house and pack up the rest of the stuff I am taking home, and throw out a thing or two, and decide if anything is ebay-able and take that home too.

Tomorrow at 11am, we are settling on the house upstate.

I am getting in just under the wire. Too close for my taste.

Advice to all who have not died -- don't. It's a pain in the ass for your surviving relatives. Well, I suppose if you don't like your relatives, it's all okay then. Be extra messy.

To me and others of our persuasion.

This was found among the archaeological dig that is my house.

The Jewish Princess' Major No-Nos

1) Never go on any trip longer than 12 hours without checking in with your mother. She worries.

2) Never sit on a public toilet without putting paper down on it. Carry your own kleenex in case they only provide those stingy little squares of paper.

3) Do not ride in Volkswagens, foreign sports cars, or any make of convertible. They're dangerous.

4) Take cabs. In case of an emergency, borrow a buck for the trip from the doorman. Next best alternative? The bus. Never, if possible, ride in the subways and, God forbid, you should never dream of hitching.

5) Never wear your eyeglasses when there is the possibility of a nice single Jewish guy seeing you. And do not squint; it makes wrinkles.


The Jewish Princess' Essential Musts

1) Let your parents pay you back for anything.

2) Charge everything. Jewish Princess' never, ever carry cash. If you have no credit card of your own, charge it to your mother.

3) Sunday is Family Day, and all other plans are canceled. See your mother and leave.