Go Fig.

My car only needed new wiper blades... and apparently the clicking before the blades go on the lowest setting -- is normal. I'll just need to remember to put music on if my blades have to be on that way. When it's on faster settings there are no noises.

Ah well, yay for warranties! Free diagnostic and only paid for the blades themselves! Glad I checked it out, and more importantly -- didn't try to change the wipers myself, when I did that before, they um... didn't stay on so well...