Sense of Humor Quiz

As seen in elissa_carey's journal:

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I really, really, am surprised I am not Neurotic. Oy.

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Ganked from shellefly

1. Pick 20 movies that you enjoy. (I'm only doing 17, cause it took me forever to come up with this many!)
2. Pick a line of dialog that you like.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
4. NO cheating!!!

One catch... I don't know how to strike out... so whoever responds first, let me know :)

Oh - and if there is a double... and there may be... seeing that I had to stretch to come up with these...

1. What is this? A center for ants?! Correctly guessed by befers

2. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. Correctly guessed by shellefly

3. You use your tongue purdier than a twenty dollar whore. Correctly guessed by alannariva and Chuckles

4. My hair... he shot my hair... Correctly guessed by elissa_carey

5. You broke your little ships. Correctly guessed by elissa_carey

6. God only helps those who shift their arses.

7. They are not the hell "your" whales. Correctly guessed by elissa_carey

8. Look at me now! I'm wearing a cardboard belt!

9. He destroyed His own beloved, rather than let a mediocrity share in the smallest part of His glory. Correctly guessed by elissa_carey

10. Icing happen when the puck comes down, bang, you know, before the other guys, nobody there, then my hand goes comes up, then play stops then start up. Mostly Correctly Guessed by Chuckles and alannariva
The spirit of the title is correct, but it's slightly off, so you can share billing if you give me the correct title.
Tada! Slapshot! by shellefly

11. What fool put a carpet on the wall? Correctly guessed by arani

12. I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubble gum. Correctly guessed by revsaintmichael

13. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?" Correctly guessed by befers

14. ...Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul! Correctly guessed by befers

15. Christ, you don't need a 'Quadrophonic Blaupunkt', what you need is a curveball! Correctly guessed by arani

16. Toe-pick! Correctly guessed by revsaintmichael
Although he gave me the correct plot, you can share billing with the good Rev. if you give me the movie title :)
And that honor is now bestowed upon befers

17. Play chess, screw. Correctly guessed by Chuckles (via alannariva)