Oh blessed Flying Spaghetti Monster...
I beseech thee to bless Delaware with a clear sky on the morrow, May 27th. It is not that I hate rain, but we shall be on a football field and the ground shall be especially mushy (after today's most wondrous rainfall) and I shall be in heeled sandals. If at least, a delay could be put in so I may sit through the ceremony mush free, I promise thee that I shall frolic in the rain barefoot and romp joyously in the rain you graciously provide.
Amen.
I beseech thee to bless Delaware with a clear sky on the morrow, May 27th. It is not that I hate rain, but we shall be on a football field and the ground shall be especially mushy (after today's most wondrous rainfall) and I shall be in heeled sandals. If at least, a delay could be put in so I may sit through the ceremony mush free, I promise thee that I shall frolic in the rain barefoot and romp joyously in the rain you graciously provide.
Amen.