Oh blessed Spaghetti Monster, my parents apartment is in disarray and the weather is getting warmer. I did the responsible thing by attempting to get the air conditioner fixed before the warm weather but it seems that things did not go as planned. Please impart upon the contractor some common sense so he purchases the correct unit, and does not leave me with a gaping hole in my wall. Please impart upon me the strength and ability to organize my tasks and be productive with my home affairs. I am facing a mountainous project and not sure how to start and need direction - please touch me with your noodly appendage and bless me with focus.
PS Don't let the clowns eat me.
Amen
PS Don't let the clowns eat me.
Amen